Male Lesbians

Oh, Eddie.  What a classic.  Will you marry me?

I do believe I am a female fag (psst: you only get to use that word if you fuck people of the same gender) as Eddie is a male lesbian. I anticipate we spend equal amounts of time on our appearance. We could share makeup, even. But not the blue eyeshadow. I'd never worry about being taller in heels. It would be so glorious.