Last week I visited a lovely little hamlet out in the middle of buttfuck Hawaii, complete with serene views and ocean breezes and lanai a la Golden Girls. The only problem: it was otherwise stocked with married couples, most of them carrying children in tow. This was of course a beautiful display of familiar affection, but more than that it was a real cramp in my gay guy friend's and my licentious style.
Looking about the sea of couples, we decided early on to look for swingers on Kauai who could entertain both of us with one web message. Targets were otherwise just too scarce on the island. In case you didn't know, Kauai is pretty small, though not so small as to totally lack swingers. We found a veritable smattering of couples touting at least one bisexual member. The problem: they were mostly over 50, and they were uniformly, well, non-sexable. Like, not even approaching the mediocre attractiveness of the folks in the above photo.
We tried harder; we signed up for a swingers' commune on the web as a couple, but still no dice. Then, we had an epiphany. Thanks to the grand power of the Internet, we were not restricted to finding a swinger's spot on the island; we could make one. All it would take is a few well-placed Yelp reviews and some comments on other swinger sites. We could pick any hotel, any destination, any week, and publicize a swingers' week at the chosen hotel coming up next year at the "same time" with all the casual sex your heart desires for the taking.
So, I challenge you, fair reader, to elect the sexual delight you are most likely to desire on your next vacation and use the hashtag #swingergeneration to tell everyone you can that your delight is featured at the lodging of your choice. This shall become a grand experiment in viral media likely to get at least one of us laid.
Looking about the sea of couples, we decided early on to look for swingers on Kauai who could entertain both of us with one web message. Targets were otherwise just too scarce on the island. In case you didn't know, Kauai is pretty small, though not so small as to totally lack swingers. We found a veritable smattering of couples touting at least one bisexual member. The problem: they were mostly over 50, and they were uniformly, well, non-sexable. Like, not even approaching the mediocre attractiveness of the folks in the above photo.
We tried harder; we signed up for a swingers' commune on the web as a couple, but still no dice. Then, we had an epiphany. Thanks to the grand power of the Internet, we were not restricted to finding a swinger's spot on the island; we could make one. All it would take is a few well-placed Yelp reviews and some comments on other swinger sites. We could pick any hotel, any destination, any week, and publicize a swingers' week at the chosen hotel coming up next year at the "same time" with all the casual sex your heart desires for the taking.
So, I challenge you, fair reader, to elect the sexual delight you are most likely to desire on your next vacation and use the hashtag #swingergeneration to tell everyone you can that your delight is featured at the lodging of your choice. This shall become a grand experiment in viral media likely to get at least one of us laid.
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